Texas Gov Generously Offers To Help Austin Homeless. If by 'Help' You Mean 'Leper Colonies.' Maybe shout "feces and used needles!" a little louder. Doktor Zoom State/Local Politics 03 Oct 2019
Elizabeth Warren Running For President OF NERDS! The rent is too damn high! Doktor Zoom Class War 18 Mar 2019
Republican Creeper Claims He Is Being Persecuted By Gay People Who Won't Let Him Persecute Them. He is comparing them to the KKK, because that makes sense. Robyn Pennacchia Gay Stuff 09 Feb 2019
We Are Mildly Displeased Trump Put Event Planner In Charge Of NY Public Housing You thought Ben Carson was as bad as HUD could get, didn't you? killermartinis News 16 Jun 2017
Seven Times The Media Lied About Trump's New HUD Pick, Ben Carson, By Quoting Him The media's always misunderstood poor Ben Carson. Thanks to Donald Trump, he can keep on making no sense at all. Doktor Zoom News 05 Dec 2016
O'Reilly Henchbro Jesse Watters Totally Tricks Millennials Into Saying Fairly Reasonable Things Single-payer health care and free college tuition like in other countries? What will these entitled millennials come up with next? Robyn Pennacchia Featured 26 Apr 2016
Lesbian Superhero Houston Mayor Wants Gay Rights Ordinance Back Right Now, Dammit Evan Hurst News 06 Nov 2015
Did Tampa Port Chief And Slumlord Get Public Funds For His Filthy Hovels? Would You Believe 'Yes'? Doktor Zoom News 09 Sep 2013
