Come On In, Bernie Sanders! The Water's Fine! How do you do, fellow kids. Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 19 Feb 2019
Howard Schultz 'Doesn't See Race,' Is Stupid About Other Things Too What a drip! Stephen Robinson Post-Racial America 13 Feb 2019
Mommy, Why Are The Never-Trumpers Fighting Like Idiots? Well, when one Never-Trumper loves another Never-Trumper very much, but then Steve Schmidt has a temper tantrum ... Evan Hurst News 11 Feb 2019
Human Vortex Howard Schultz Had A Party, And Nobody Came That's really enough from you now. Stephen Robinson News 08 Feb 2019
Whole Lotta WHOLE LOT Going On! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 7, 2019 Trump gets HARASSED like a common Hillary, Democrats look for Trump's taxes, and Rep. Matt Gaetz is annoyed by dead kids. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 07 Feb 2019
All Right, Coffee Prick, That'll Be Enough From You Everybody hates Howard Schultz, thinks he should fix himself a nice venti mocha with a double shot of WORMS and POOP. Evan Hurst News 05 Feb 2019
Pomp And Circumstance. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 5, 2019 Law enforcement looks at the shady 'naug, Dr. Ronny Jackson is making his comeback, and DC gets ready for the SOTU. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 05 Feb 2019
Billionaires: Oh Liz Warren, Don't Eat Us! Thanks for helping her and Kamala, guys! Doktor Zoom Class War 30 Jan 2019
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
