Howard Schultz, We Hardly Knew You And We Couldn't Be Happier About That

Coffee creep is officially out of the presidential spoiler business.


We Come Not To Praise Howard Schultz But To Bury Him Because That Guy Sucks

You can go back to drinking Starbucks now, if that's a thing you liked drinking.

2020 presidential election

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