Check Out President Brain Hemorrhoids' 1993 Plan To Become King Of England By F*cking Lady Di!

Out of your league, bro, and also NOT HOW THAT WORKS.

Hey Donald Trump Is Your Refrigerator Running? BETTER GO CATCH IT LOLOLOLOLOL!

The president is a very stupid man and his White House is an utter shitshow.

New York Times Takes Break From Kissing Trump's Ass, Kisses Melania's Ass Instead

What the fuck is wrong with the New York Times?