New York Times And New York Post Had A Jerk-Off Contest And Everybody Died Greatest city in the world. No good newspapers. Evan Hurst News 02 Aug 2018
President BadStupid Thinks You Need An ID To Buy Groceries, LOL Jesus Christ And more highlights from last night's white supremacist Trump rally in Florida! Evan Hurst News 01 Aug 2018
BREAKING: The FBI Totally Screwed Hillary Clinton. Wait, You Knew That Already? The fuck you say! Evan Hurst Trump 15 Jun 2018
Look At This Dumb Racist Trump Ambassador Getting Dunked On By Mean Dutch Reporters Trump only hires the best people! Evan Hurst News 11 Jan 2018
DOJ And FBI Dusting Off Hillary Clinton-Brand Speculum For Double-Headed Investigation! The Society To Prevent Cruelty To Dead Horses has already lodged a complaint. Doktor Zoom News 05 Jan 2018
Trump Back To Work Watching 'Fox & Friends' And Twitter-Bitching About Huma Abedin Guess Trump's New Year's resolution was to say dumb shit on Twitter a whole lot. Evan Hurst News 02 Jan 2018
Here We Go Again. Again. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 2, 2018 Stupid Trump tweets, Republicans don't know what to do, and the 2020 race begins. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 02 Jan 2018
Sovereign Citizens Impeach Hillary Clinton For Uranium One, #Pizzagate, Cancellation Of Hee Haw Remember, it's only a legal document if it's 'signed' with a red thumbprint. But not on the Solstice. Doktor Zoom News 21 Dec 2017
GOP Blows Wad Over Inspector General Report That Doesn't Say Thing GOP Says It Says 2016 Presidential Election
