Hey Aaron Schock, What'd You Find Down That Dude's Pants At Coachella? DICK, I RECKON! Evan Hurst News 17 Apr 2019
Oh, F*ck You Joe Manchin (Part 9,237) He supports equality, sure, but not for everybody. Doktor Zoom Gay Stuff 19 Mar 2019
Winter Olympians Invite Trump To Meet At The GO FUCK YOURSELF Bar And Grill We are sorry the women's hockey team had to witness his bizarre riff on the Paralympics, though. Evan Hurst News 27 Apr 2018
Oh So Mike Pence Is Allowed To Be Alone With GAY GUYS He's Not Married To. Gotcha. We see how it is. Evan Hurst News 16 Mar 2018
Kayla Moore All 'Who Cares If Roy Molested Kids? LET'S TALK ABOUT FAGS!' Also BREAKING NEWS: Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey is proudly voting for the kid-toucher! Evan Hurst News 17 Nov 2017
Jeff Sessions Happier Than A Pig In Shit To Fuck The Gays For Trump And Jesus We are so sorry, LGBT people. Also, women in general. Also, America. Evan Hurst News 06 Oct 2017
Trump Jr. Forgot About His Russian Emails. Wonkagenda For Tues., July 11, 2017 Trump Jr. totally knew it was Russia, CruzCare could sink insurance markets, and Fox and Friends apologize for lying. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 11 Jul 2017
Neil Gorsuch Thinks Your Boss Should Deny You Your Slut Pills. Yay 'Religious Liberty'! HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY! Evan Hurst News 01 Feb 2017
It's Impeachment-Eve-Thirty, Motherf*ckers! Let's Remember What Trump's Ukraine Scandal Is Really All About. Impeachment
