McConnell Retreats To His Shell. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 28, 2017 McConnell kicks TrumpCare down the road, Chaffetz wants a kickback, and Sarah Palin tries to kick the New York Times. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 28 Jun 2017
South Carolina Wingnut Declares War On God-Given Freedom To Whack Off A new South Carolina bill would require computers sold in the state to block access to porn, which is not what the Baby Jesus died for. Evan Hurst News 20 Dec 2016
How Did Wonkette Make It Into Anonymous's 'Proof' That Hillary Clinton's A Child Sex Prevert? Anonymous is on to something! Or maybe just 'on something,' if you know what we mean. Doktor Zoom News 07 Nov 2016
Wikileaks Pretty Sure Hillary Clinton Is A Child Sex Trafficker Now, It Is Just Obvious You won't believe this incredible news! Mostly because it's pure bunk,. Doktor Zoom News 04 Nov 2016
Your Never-Ending Olive Garden Shrimp Bowl Sauteed In Never-Ending Child-Slave Tears C.A. Pinkham News 15 Dec 2015
Loretta Lynch Confirmed; Eric Holder Can Finally Take This Job And Shove It Doktor Zoom News 23 Apr 2015
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Liveblogging 'Entertainment Tonight' Or The Democratic Debate Or Whatever Is On CBS Right Now 2020 democratic primary
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