Trump Still Gets A '10' On Puerto Rico. If We Are Talking About The Number Of People With Both Water And Power. It's Trump's Katrina, except not enough people are noticing, because he's also Trump's Trump. Doktor Zoom News 02 Jan 2018
Donald Trump Appreciates The Congrats On Tremendous Job He's Doing In Puerto Rico! Puerto Rico is in crisis, and why is everyone being so mean to Donald Trump? Doktor Zoom News 29 Sep 2017
Congrats, Florida! Rick Scott Taps 29-Year-Old Travel Aide As New Director Of Hurricanes! Heckuva job, Rick Scott. Heckuva job. Rebecca Schoenkopf Featured 27 Sep 2017
Trump On Puerto Rico: A Lot Of People Don't Know About 'Ocean'! Donald Trump just learned what that big blue thing next to Mar-a-Lago is called, y'all. Evan Hurst News 26 Sep 2017
Trump All GRRRR At Black People, For A Change. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 25, 2017 Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 25 Sep 2017
Marriott Really Doesn't Understand This Whole 'Boat Hero' Thing They could've been heroes, just for one day. Doktor Zoom News 13 Sep 2017
Milo Yiannopoulos Lied About Losing His House In Hurricane Irma Because #Jokes Milo posted a picture of someone else's house that had been destroyed in the hurricane and claimed it was his own. Grifters gonna OPEN THREAD! Robyn Pennacchia News 12 Sep 2017
Donald Trump Could Give Two Shits About Mexican Earthquake, Hurricane, Like You'd Expect Someone please send him to charm school. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 12 Sep 2017
