Trump Still Gets A '10' On Puerto Rico. If We Are Talking About The Number Of People With Both Water And Power.

It's Trump's Katrina, except not enough people are noticing, because he's also Trump's Trump.

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Donald Trump Appreciates The Congrats On Tremendous Job He's Doing In Puerto Rico!

Puerto Rico is in crisis, and why is everyone being so mean to Donald Trump?

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Trump On Puerto Rico: A Lot Of People Don't Know About 'Ocean'!

Donald Trump just learned what that big blue thing next to Mar-a-Lago is called, y'all.

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Trump All GRRRR At Black People, For A Change. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 25, 2017

Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.

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Marriott Really Doesn't Understand This Whole 'Boat Hero' Thing

They could've been heroes, just for one day.

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Milo Yiannopoulos Lied About Losing His House In Hurricane Irma Because #Jokes

Milo posted a picture of someone else's house that had been destroyed in the hurricane and claimed it was his own. Grifters gonna OPEN THREAD!

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Donald Trump Could Give Two Shits About Mexican Earthquake, Hurricane, Like You'd Expect

Someone please send him to charm school.

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Caravan Bebes Finally Get Chance To Dance And Play

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Despite Trump's Slasher-Flick Attacks, Obamacare Still Undead!

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