No Need To Worry About Toxic Sludge After Hurricane Harvey. Nobody's Testing For It!
Everything's fine, nothing to see, especially if you shut your eyes.
22 Mar 2018
Get Ready For The Food Riots! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 13, 2018
Trump budget rips apart the social safety net, Betsy DeVos tells trans kids to go outside, and Darrell Issa might be banging some other Congressman's wife? Your morning news brief.
13 Feb 2018
Trump Will Save Puerto Rico And California Soon As He's Done Writing These Terrific Tweets
Maybe if the wildfires and hurricanes said more nice things about Donald Trump...
16 Oct 2017
Trump Flies To Puerto Rico To Call Them Fuck-Ups To Their Faces
America, we once again present to you YOUR PRESIDENT.
03 Oct 2017
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Donald Trump Appreciates The Congrats On Tremendous Job He's Doing In Puerto Rico!
Puerto Rico is in crisis, and why is everyone being so mean to Donald Trump?
29 Sep 2017
Your Weekly Top Ten Really Hated Having To Make An Example Of Glenn Thrush Like That
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
02 Sep 2017
Can You Handle More BOAT HEROES? You Probably Can!
We keep looking for the helpers, and we keep finding them
31 Aug 2017
Obama Took His Time Machine To Visit Hurricane Katrina Victims *Before He Was Even President*
ALTERNATIVE FACTS.
30 Aug 2017
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