Trump Still Gets A '10' On Puerto Rico. If We Are Talking About The Number Of People With Both Water And Power. It's Trump's Katrina, except not enough people are noticing, because he's also Trump's Trump. Doktor Zoom News 02 Jan 2018
José Andrés And Crew Of Hundreds Serve One Million Puerto Rico Meals, Skip The Paper Towels In this case, food really is love. Doktor Zoom News 19 Oct 2017
Donald Trump Pretty Proud He Invented Puerto Rico, Paper Towels, And The Word 'Fake' He has the best words. Doktor Zoom News 09 Oct 2017
Trump Takes Break From Golfing To Tweet Asshole Things At The Mayor Of San Juan How is he even a real person, never mind President of the United States? Robyn Pennacchia Featured 30 Sep 2017
Donald Trump Appreciates The Congrats On Tremendous Job He's Doing In Puerto Rico! Puerto Rico is in crisis, and why is everyone being so mean to Donald Trump? Doktor Zoom News 29 Sep 2017
Facebook So Sorry For Fucking Up EVERYTHING. Wonkagenda for Fri., Sept. 22, 2017 Mark Zuckerberg, he's sorry, he swears. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 22 Sep 2017
Like A Good Neighbor, Mexico Is There! (Offer Void Where Trump Is President) Mexico would like to teach the U.S. president something about how grown-up countries behave. Again. Doktor Zoom News 28 Aug 2017
Texas Two-Step: Courts' Rulings On Districting Fuckery Step To The Side For A While Before the storm, Texas was facing a political earthquake. Now???? Liz Dye News 28 Aug 2017
National Archives Thrilled To Exhibit Pictures Of Women Marching In The Street For No Particular Reason Feminininism
