Trump Still Gets A '10' On Puerto Rico. If We Are Talking About The Number Of People With Both Water And Power.
It's Trump's Katrina, except not enough people are noticing, because he's also Trump's Trump.
02 Jan 2018
José Andrés And Crew Of Hundreds Serve One Million Puerto Rico Meals, Skip The Paper Towels
In this case, food really is love.
19 Oct 2017
Donald Trump Pretty Proud He Invented Puerto Rico, Paper Towels, And The Word 'Fake'
He has the best words.
09 Oct 2017
Trump Takes Break From Golfing To Tweet Asshole Things At The Mayor Of San Juan
How is he even a real person, never mind President of the United States?
30 Sep 2017
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Donald Trump Appreciates The Congrats On Tremendous Job He's Doing In Puerto Rico!
Puerto Rico is in crisis, and why is everyone being so mean to Donald Trump?
29 Sep 2017
Facebook So Sorry For Fucking Up EVERYTHING. Wonkagenda for Fri., Sept. 22, 2017
Mark Zuckerberg, he's sorry, he swears. Your morning news brief!
22 Sep 2017
Like A Good Neighbor, Mexico Is There! (Offer Void Where Trump Is President)
Mexico would like to teach the U.S. president something about how grown-up countries behave. Again.
28 Aug 2017
Texas Two-Step: Courts' Rulings On Districting Fuckery Step To The Side For A While
Before the storm, Texas was facing a political earthquake. Now????
28 Aug 2017
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