Did Two Syphilitic Raccoons Just F*ck Each Other To Death In The Rose Garden, Or Was That Just Trump's Brain?

'I didn't need to do this,' said the president, about the NATIONAL EMERGY he just declared.

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What We Do To The Least Among Us Is This Refugee Kids' Tent City

Same shit, different location.

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Congress Reaches Shutdown Deal If Fox & Friends Don't Veto It

Mexico still unaccountably refusing to pay for WALL.

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We Have Always Been At War With Shutdownia

Oh, but THIS one is because Dems want you to die!!!

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Run For The Border. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan 31, 2019

Mitch McConnell (still) mad elections have consequences, ICE detainees are on a hunger strike, and Trump's still screaming. Your morning news brief!

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Border Patrol Spent $60 Million On 33 New Officers, Is That A Lot?

A deal only a Trump could love.

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'There Was Concern.' Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 27, 2018

Trump pees himself in Iraq, and Kirstjen Nielsen blames the parents. Your morning news brief.

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TO INFINITY! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 20, 2019

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CNN Hires Trump Staffer With No Journalism Experience To Run 2020 Coverage

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Trump Tried To Make Meatball Move On SDNY Like A Bitch, But He Couldn't Get There :(

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