WHY Can't Donald Trump Have Tanks Rolling Down Pennsylvania Ave. WHYYYYYYY. He'll have the best parades! And you should see the uniform he's having designed for himself. Doktor Zoom News 19 Sep 2017
Military Parades? We Did Nazi That Coming! Maybe some bread and circuses, too. Doktor Zoom News 19 Jan 2017
Donald Trump Loves Reading Books. Here's A Book. He Loves Reading It. Books: What have they ever done for us? Doktor Zoom News 19 Jan 2017
John Roberts Not Our Real Dad, Can't Make Us Be Nice. Impeachment Trial Liveblog, Day Two! Impeachment
