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Here's what REALLY happened the night before the Moscow Miss Universe pageant.

But Donald Trump Jr.'s Russian Emails! Dear LORD, His Fuckin' Russian Emails!

Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already?

Is This Weird-Ass Moscow Trump Tower Thing The Key To The Whole Damn Trump-Russia Conspiracy?

HOLY SHIT, Y'ALL.

Robert Mueller ALL UP In Donald Trump's Business. (Literally! His Russian Money Business!)

SUCK IT, TRUMP.