Told You CNN Would F*ck Up The Debates Turns out obsessing over time limits and asking bad questions is not a winning formula. Evan Hurst News 01 Aug 2019
Devin Nunes Has A Secret. A Cow Secret. OK, it's more of an undocumented workers at his family's cow farm secret. And it's not so secret anymore. Doktor Zoom News 01 Oct 2018
Sen. Jeff Merkley Wanted To See The Immigrant Kids, So White House Says That He Loves Rape This isn't how America is supposed to work. This isn't how any of this works. Doktor Zoom News 06 Jun 2018
At Least Cops Didn't Shoot Sen. Jeff Merkley For Demanding To See Immigrant Kids Stored In Walmart Then again, he *is* white. Doktor Zoom News 04 Jun 2018
Donald Trump Would Like To Confuse You About Migrant Kids. How About 'No.' Donald Trump's lying about immigration again? Hand us a feather, that we may be knocked over by it. Doktor Zoom News 29 May 2018
ICE Giving Migrant Parents A Break From Their Kids, Hopefully Will Return Them Someday Things that would never be tolerated if they happened to white people, part Three Million. Doktor Zoom News 25 May 2018
Judge Reams ICE's Ass For Perjuring All Over Dreamer Kid Yet another ICE story that may put your computer or mobile device in danger of being hurled across the room. Doktor Zoom News 18 May 2018
What, It's Not Like He Called Them 'Rats' And 'Vermin' And 'Parasites' Make sure you quote Donald Trump in context on this one, because then it's merely insane instead of genocidal. Doktor Zoom News 17 May 2018
Let's Watch Republicans Sh*t On A Guy With A Purple Heart! (Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three!) Impeachment
