Trump Just Fired Another Ukraine Crime Spree Witness, No Big

Nothing to see here, just Trump out for more revenge.

John Bolton Invited To Kick Self In Dick At Earliest Convenience

What, are you not enjoying John Bolton's striptease? And don't you feel SORRY for him?

Here's Your Lev Parnas Rachel Maddow Recap, OH MY GOD

And there's a second hour of it tonight!

Hey Bill Barr, Wanna Read Rudy's Dirrrty Ukraine Fantasy Novel?

It'll take more than 15 flushes to get rid of this one.