Michael Cohen's So Excited! He's So Excited! He's So ... SCARED!

He can't go to Congress now, because Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani are THREATENING HIM. Sucks when the shoe's on the other foot, doesn't it, MICHAEL?

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Stormy Daniels Denies Denying Denial Of ... Oh Screw It, Just Read This

The stuff about Trump being deathly afraid of sharks has to be real. Give to the shark charity of your choice today!

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Fox News Decided To Spare America From Thinking Of Donald Trump Boning Porn Star Before Election

Why would Fox have killed this story just before the election? Truly, a quandary.

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Seven Things To Think About That Are NOT Trump Comparing Porn Star He Banged To His Daughter Ivanka

Grossed out by the very idea? We'll soon get those images out of your head!

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