'I Served Them Massive Amounts Of Fast Food.' Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 15, 2019 Trump gorges himself on cheeseburgers and pizza as his shutdown enters Day 25. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Russia 15 Jan 2019
Inauguration Protest Prosecutors Lighting Constitution On Fire You know, what we needed this year was an epic battle over basic civil liberties, because there really hasn't been enough in the news lately. killermartinis Cops Behaving Badly 21 Dec 2017
David Clarke Resigns As Milwaukee County Sheriff. Bye, Asshole! Bye, jerkface! Bye! Doktor Zoom Cops Behaving Badly 01 Sep 2017
Trump And McConnell In Epic Bitchfight. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 23, 2017 Trump holds another rally, the military is holding everything together, and the NRA wants to kill all the cute critters. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Cops Behaving Badly 23 Aug 2017
TrumpCare To Save You From Your Miserable Life! Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 4, 2017 The House tries to vote on Health care, Ben Carson tours a poor house, and REXXON is clearing out Foggy Bottom. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 04 May 2017
Trump, GOP Still Getting Beat By Big Bad Dems! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 28, 2017 Trump so tired of the Washington rat race, Facebook tries to clean up its mess, and Hannity is screaming about the end of times. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Post-Racial America 28 Apr 2017
Oregon Sen. Merkley Stays Up ALL. NIGHT. LONG. Wonkagenda For Wed., April 5, 2017 Jeff Merkley won't sit down, Fox can't stand up, and Trump's poll numbers fall. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Elections 05 Apr 2017
Oh Man You're Gonna HATE RyanCare. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 7, 2017 Ben Carson is stoned again, and The First Rule of RyanCare is DON'T TALK ABOUT RYANCARE! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Trump 07 Mar 2017
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