Look, Shiny Normal Thing! First White House Presser Of Biden Era No theatrics, no talk of crowd size. What are these people UP to? Doktor Zoom White House 21 Jan 2021
'I Served Them Massive Amounts Of Fast Food.' Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 15, 2019 Trump gorges himself on cheeseburgers and pizza as his shutdown enters Day 25. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 15 Jan 2019
Inauguration Protest Prosecutors Lighting Constitution On Fire You know, what we needed this year was an epic battle over basic civil liberties, because there really hasn't been enough in the news lately. killermartinis News 21 Dec 2017
David Clarke Resigns As Milwaukee County Sheriff. Bye, Asshole! Bye, jerkface! Bye! Doktor Zoom News 01 Sep 2017
