'I Served Them Massive Amounts Of Fast Food.' Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 15, 2019 Trump gorges himself on cheeseburgers and pizza as his shutdown enters Day 25. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 15 Jan 2019
Inauguration Protest Prosecutors Lighting Constitution On Fire You know, what we needed this year was an epic battle over basic civil liberties, because there really hasn't been enough in the news lately. killermartinis News 21 Dec 2017
David Clarke Resigns As Milwaukee County Sheriff. Bye, Asshole! Bye, jerkface! Bye! Doktor Zoom News 01 Sep 2017
Trump And McConnell In Epic Bitchfight. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 23, 2017 Trump holds another rally, the military is holding everything together, and the NRA wants to kill all the cute critters. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 23 Aug 2017
