Donald Trump Declares Self Florida Man, Demands Bath Salts Faces to be eaten, probably served at room temperature. Doktor Zoom Trump 01 Nov 2019
What Part Of FREE Don't TurboTax Bitches Understand? How a 'free' IRS program makes Intuit an assload of money. Doktor Zoom Class War 24 Apr 2019
Deleted Comments: We Hear From One Of The Greatest Geniuses To Walk This Earth We heard from a real US Senate candidate. Not one with a chance, but a real candidate all right. Doktor Zoom News 14 Jan 2018
Documents Reveal Melania Trump Worked Illegally But Was Never A Mexican But did she send any emails? No? Never mind, then. Doktor Zoom News 05 Nov 2016
Clinton Unveils Child Tax Credit Proposal As If This Were Normal Election And People Noticed 'Policy' Actual policy! Really! Doktor Zoom News 11 Oct 2016
Even Nixonian Dirty Tricks Jerkface Roger Goddamned Stone Thinks Trump Should Release Taxes When slime-dripping Nixon pal Roger Stone says you've gone too far, you may have gone too far. Doktor Zoom News 24 Aug 2016
Trump Unveils Great Childcare Plan For People Who Can Already Afford Childcare Because the government should pay for that silver spoon in their kid's mouth. Robyn Pennacchia News 09 Aug 2016
Return Of The Lucky Duckies: Fox's Greg Gutfeld Wishes He Was Poor So He Could Live It Up Doktor Zoom News 16 Apr 2014
Deleted Comments: We Hear From One Of The Greatest Geniuses To Walk This Earth
We heard from a real US Senate candidate. Not one with a chance, but a real candidate all right.