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Trump's shutdown enters Day 13, and Nancy Pelosi comes out swinging. Your morning news brief!

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North and South Korea agree to be friends, Michael Cohen has daddy issues, and Scott Pruitt blames everyone else. Your morning news brief.

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Skip Straight To The Baby Goats. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 18, 2019

Stormtroopers set to kidnap immigrants, Trump World has a war boner, and Facebook announces its own funny money.

Poor Marks. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 6, 2019

Trump's stonewalling and screaming, Republicans are squirming, and a lovely tribute for Rep. John Dingell. Your morning news brief!

You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 28, 2019

Donnie leaves Kim at the altar, a new Dream Act, and GI Joe hacked Russia. Your morning news brief!

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Trump's shutdown enters Day 13, and Nancy Pelosi comes out swinging. Your morning news brief!

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President Bugfck's New Year's Resolution Clearly 'Be More Bugfck'

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President Stable Genius Knows Where 'Nipple' Is. DO U?

'I'll take Catch The Semen for $500, Trebek.'

Peace In Our Time! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 27, 2018

North and South Korea agree to be friends, Michael Cohen has daddy issues, and Scott Pruitt blames everyone else. Your morning news brief.

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Elizabeth Warren Presents The Democratic Nice Smart People Debate Jamboree Plus Tim Ryan And Tulsi

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