We're Not Crying At Pete Buttigieg's Campaign Kickoff Speech, YOU'RE CRYING

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU.

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Indiana Teachers Whining SO MUCH About Getting Shot During Active Shooting Drill

Great Moments In Gun Stupidity, part 5593 and counting.

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GOP Knows Who's The REAL White Nationalist Terrorists, And It Is ... Oh, You Know The Drill

It's your Sunday Show Rundown!

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Boy Mayor Pete Buttigieg Did An SXSW Town Hall AND IT WAS YAY!

Ice Town Costs Ice Clown ... wait, different boy mayor.

2020 presidential election

Wonkette Welcomes Pete Buttigieg To 2020 Cabinet Members' Primary!

Finally, a candidate with a lock on snickering 10-year-olds!

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Anti-Choice Group Publicizes Addresses Of Abortion Doctors. What Could Go Wrong?

Oh, I don't know -- murder?

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Here's Elizabeth Warren Yelling At Big Banks, In Case You Were Confused About That!

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Non-Alex-Jones Lunatics Lose Lawsuit On Whether Sandy Hook 6-Year-Old Ever Existed

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