Michael Cohen Warrant Docs Would Freak Trump The F*ck Out, If Trump Could Read (Allegedly!)

We're not saying he can't read. We're just saying documents like these are way above his pay grade.

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UH OH, Jerry Nadler, Did Meatball LIE TO CONGRESS?

Matthew Whitaker went back to visit with the House Judiciary Committee. It was illuminating!

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Michael Cohen F*cks Trump, Sends Trump The Dry-Cleaning Bill

Cohen is suing the Trump Organization for unpaid legal fees -- even the ones from AFTER he flipped on Trump. LOL!

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Guess Sean Hannity Wants To Be Under Investigation, Just Like His Beloved President

(OR MAYBE HE ALREADY IS.)

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Elijah Cummings Dad-Splained Michael Cohen And Made Him (And America!) Cry

It might make you cry too, unless you are dead inside like we are.

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Trump Won't Let Russia Steal 2020 Election For Him, LOL Just Kidding Yes He Will

It's his only play.

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Lawsplainer: Does Trump's Lawyer Going To Jail Exonerate Trump?

That's a real fuckin' headscratcher, that is!

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SDNY Will Put Michael Cohen TO DEATH! OK Not Really, But It's BAD (For Him)

Meanwhile, Robert Mueller is being a LI'L BIT nicer to him.

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Trump Idiots Out For Adam Schiff's Blood, Because That Is Sane And Rational

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