California Doing SEXY MEDI-CAL STUFF, Oooh, Like That! *Serge Gainsbourg riff here* Doktor Zoom Healthcare 31 May 2019
Despite Trump's Slasher-Flick Attacks, Obamacare Still Undead! Happy Open-Enrollmentween! Doktor Zoom News 01 Nov 2018
Can Tom Price Beat Off Marco Rubio For This Month's Flexible Spine Award? Marco Rubio and Tom Price accidentally said something true, but they got over it. Doktor Zoom News 03 May 2018
LOLOL GIULIANI HAHA WHOOPS. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 3, 2018. Giuliani fucks up on Hannity, Rubio breaks his spine (again), and John Kelly wants to GTFO. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 03 May 2018
Tom Price Sad GOP Killed Obamacare Mandate, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? We're not saying he set fire to a bridge then whispered 'Bridge Out' as a bus drove by. But we're not saying he wouldn't. Doktor Zoom News 01 May 2018
Trump Said Some Crazy Offensive Shit Saturday Night. Real Americans Loooooved It. We check in with some very real, actual (not actual) Trump voters. Five Dollar Feminist News 30 Apr 2018
Michael Cohen, Most Loyal Guy, Until He Isn't! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 19, 2018 Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 19 Apr 2018
Donald Trump As Good At Killing Obamacare As He Is At Everything Else. Again. The Affordable Care Act's survival is like a Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, they couldn't, let's eat! Doktor Zoom News 22 Dec 2017
