Liveblogging Ourselves Getting Drunk For The Next Eight Hours Because OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY SHIT TONIGHT WE DRINK, TOMORROW WE FIGHT. Evan Hurst News 27 Jun 2018
Sniveling Piss Wipe Tom Cotton Gonna Call The Cops On Your Nana For SAYING WORDS TO HIM LOL OMG this is so fucking pathetic, we can't stop laughing. Evan Hurst News 18 Jan 2018
HEY! THIS IS NO TIME TO GET RELAXED ABOUT TRUMPCARE! READ THIS NOW! This heinous fuckery will not stand, man. GET ACTIVE. Doktor Zoom News 24 Jul 2017
Republicans Getting Nervous. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 5, 2017 Republicans dodge town halls (again), Rep. Higgins goes to Auschwitz, and Trump-Russia gets a bigger boat. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 05 Jul 2017
We Will Have Karen Handel To Kick Around Anymore! Turn that frown sort of sideways, let's see how that looks huh? Doktor Zoom News 21 Jun 2017
Idaho Rep. Calls Cops On Terrifying Old People Comin' By To Say Hi Some of those old ladies can really move. Doktor Zoom News 22 Mar 2017
Marco Rubio Is Today's Senator Who Has No Dick Nobody puts Baby in a corner and makes him listen to their medical sob stories. Doktor Zoom News 27 Feb 2017
Meet The Neo-Nazi Dickbags Recruiting Your Dull Teenager On The Funny Meme Site! Right Wing Extremism
