Donald Trump Tells Senators To Kill Healthcare For Millions Without Being 'Mean' Donald Trump wore his human mask briefly Tuesday. Nobody took him seriously, though. What a joker! Doktor Zoom News 14 Jun 2017
Senate Writing Its Shit Sandwich Healthcare Bill In Secret Out Of Respect For Your Poor Nerves What are the Republicans building in there? And why does it reek of sulfur? Doktor Zoom News 12 Jun 2017
CBO Confirms Trumpcare Is Still This Dumpster Fire This turd's beyond polishing Doktor Zoom News 25 May 2017
Obamacare Still Lumbering Along, At Least Until Trump Stabs It In The Face To Death (Some More) Hooray, Obamacare is still alive! Say, who's that in the hockey mask with the weird hair? Doktor Zoom News 19 May 2017
Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill: Obamacare Death Spiral My Ass Fix the ACA instead of leaving millions uninsured? What's the catch? And is this your open thread? (YES!) Doktor Zoom News 18 May 2017
Rep. Tom MacArthur 'Saved' TrumpCare. His Town Hall? It Could Have Gone Better Christ, it's this asshole again. Doktor Zoom Featured 11 May 2017
Let's Watch Paul Ryan And Tom Price Do Some Hot Sexy LIES! Why wouldn't these guys be scrupulously accurate? Doktor Zoom News 08 May 2017
Jonah Goldberg Explains: Jimmy Kimmel's Baby Is A Lot Like Hitler All the feels, man. Doktor Zoom News 05 May 2017
Hey, Can Trump Sue Adam Schiff And Nancy Pelosi For 'Bad Phone Call'? A Constitutionsplainer! lawsplainer
Everything You Wanted To Know About Trump's Impeachment This Week But Were Too Dumb To Ask Impeachment
Good News! Cop Charged For Killing Atatiana Jefferson! Better News Would Be Not Killing Her At All Cops Behaving Badly
