Somebody's Using Linked-In, And It's ... Russian Intelligence Attacking Old Security Men????

Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean they're not out to troll you.

Donald Trump Really Hopes Manila Casino Attack Was Terrorism, Because He Loves Terrorism!

Donald Trump probably jumped the gun on calling an attack in Manila terrorism. But if he guessed right, that proves he's a genius.

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Devin Nunes Full Of Shit About 'Unmasking,' According To Literally Everyone

WHOA IF TRUE.

TEN U.S. Officials Say Trump A Big Fat Lying Liar Who Lies About Clusterfuque Yemen Raid

Donald Trump is still deciding whether the Yemen raid falls under 'Feather in my Cap!' or 'Big Black Eye!'

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