Donald Trump Really Hopes Manila Casino Attack Was Terrorism, Because He Loves Terrorism!

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John Bolton's Mustache Bristling At Barack Obama For Hacking The DNC And Blaming It On Russia

John Bolton thinks we shouldn't hastily assume the Russians hacked U.S. elections, so he hastily assumed Barack Obama is lying.

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Donald Trump's Gigantic Brain Doesn't Need Intelligence

Donald Trump doesn't need intelligence briefings, since it's all just the same blah blah blah all the time, and he has rallies to hold.

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