What Did Trump Promise To The President Of Ukraine? Or Russia? Or, You Know, Whomever? If Wonkette's right about this, MUST CREDIT WONKETTE. Evan Hurst News 19 Sep 2019
Judicial Watch And Gateway Pundit Gonna GIT HER NOW!!! You know who 'her' is. Don't play stupid with us. Doktor Zoom News 29 Mar 2019
President Big Mac Probably America's Greatest National Security Threat, So That's GREAT! The Intelligence Community is PISSED, y'all. And they're leaking. Evan Hurst News 04 Feb 2019
Donald Trump Just Wants To Shoot Refugees *For Freedom*, Is That So Wrong? Operation Migrant Panic isn't going to launch itself! Doktor Zoom Immigrants 02 Nov 2018
Didn't We Recently Tell Kirstjen Nielsen To Go Fuck Herself? WELL, IT'S TIME FOR THE REMIX! Also? FUCK YOU. Evan Hurst News 19 Jul 2018
House Intel Republicans All Finished Pretending To Investigate Russia Now Now Devin Nunes can just obstruct justice for Donald Trump full time! LOL just kidding he was already doing that. Evan Hurst News 13 Mar 2018
Donald Trump Doesn't Need Intelligence Briefings When He Has Fox & Friends Are our president learning? Doktor Zoom News 09 Feb 2018
ICE Hankering To Be The Actual SS. Pass The Tequila Please. Make La Migra an actual spy agency? What could possibly go wrong? Doktor Zoom News 08 Feb 2018
