NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! You Know, Except For ALL THIS F*CKING COLLUSION!

Paul Manafort giving a Russian spy Rust Belt polling data was just a RUSSIAN RESET, like Obama did!

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Uh Oh, Something Went Boom In Russia

Now is not the time to panic. You know, unless it is.

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President Big Mac Probably America's Greatest National Security Threat, So That's GREAT!

The Intelligence Community is PISSED, y'all. And they're leaking.

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Something's Coming. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 01, 2019

Trump falls asleep in history class, Cory Booker announces his 2020 run, and net neutrality shenanigans. Your morning news brief!

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