Greg Abbott Will Bus Asylum Seekers To DC, Dump Them For Laughs

Chortle chortle vomit horck!

Immigration

Ask Wonkette: Is It LEGAL To Disappear People Off American Streets, Or The OPPOSITE Of That?

This one's a real sticky wicket!

Cops

DOJ, DHS Can't Decide Whether To Shoot Asylum Seekers Now, Or Later

International treaties and US law can fuck right off.

US of America News

Are U.S. Troops Using Banned White Phosphorus? It's Just A Tiny War Crime.

Trump heard we were using WP munitions and didn't have a problem with White Power.

Everywhere Else News