Devin Nunes Has A Secret. A Cow Secret.

OK, it's more of an undocumented workers at his family's cow farm secret. And it's not so secret anymore.

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Reporters Ask Kirstjen Nielsen 'Where Are The Girls?' 'Fuck You,' She Explains

A recording from a basement in Omelas.

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Scott Pruitt Stars In 'My Dinner With Accused Sex-Abuser Cardinal Who Says Global Warming's Fake'

Scott Pruitt has some funny ideas about how science works -- and about who counts as an expert on climate.

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Oh, Just Some Bannon Pals Trying To Pay A Lawyer To Lie About His Roy Moore-Accusin' Client, No Big

Supporters of Roy Moore tried to pay someone to make a false claim, and Breitbart was there? We are shocked, shocked.

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Maine Gov. Paul LePage Knows Who Needs The Welfare Money, Surprise It Is Not Poor People!

As Jesus said, fuck the poor.

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Tillerson Won't Use $80 Million To Fight ISIS Propaganda, Because Don't Tell Him What To Do

Is 'counteracting terrorist propaganda and Russian disinformation' really where we want to try to save money?

Russia

All The Lawyers Who Could've Defended Donald Trump Wanted To Get Paid. Oops.

Something something Fool For A Client...

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Florida Republican's Campaign Crew Sure Liked Chatting About Election Fraud

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Did You Have 'Let's Not Regulate Mercury' In The 'Clean Coal' Betting Pool? Congrats!

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Hope Hicks And Annie Donaldson, You're The Next Contestants On SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN AND SPILL IT!

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Michael Cohen, Liveblogged On Tape Before A Closed Door Intel Committee Studio Audience

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