Devin Nunes Has A Secret. A Cow Secret. OK, it's more of an undocumented workers at his family's cow farm secret. And it's not so secret anymore. Doktor Zoom News 01 Oct 2018
Bank Of America Demands 'Papers Please' For Customers' Money Why yes this is perfectly normal. Doktor Zoom News 31 Aug 2018
Reporters Ask Kirstjen Nielsen 'Where Are The Girls?' 'Fuck You,' She Explains A recording from a basement in Omelas. Doktor Zoom News 19 Jun 2018
Scott Pruitt Stars In 'My Dinner With Accused Sex-Abuser Cardinal Who Says Global Warming's Fake' Scott Pruitt has some funny ideas about how science works -- and about who counts as an expert on climate. Doktor Zoom News 11 May 2018
Oh, Just Some Bannon Pals Trying To Pay A Lawyer To Lie About His Roy Moore-Accusin' Client, No Big Supporters of Roy Moore tried to pay someone to make a false claim, and Breitbart was there? We are shocked, shocked. Doktor Zoom News 27 Mar 2018
Maine Gov. Paul LePage Knows Who Needs The Welfare Money, Surprise It Is Not Poor People! As Jesus said, fuck the poor. Doktor Zoom News 08 Jan 2018
Tillerson Won't Use $80 Million To Fight ISIS Propaganda, Because Don't Tell Him What To Do Is 'counteracting terrorist propaganda and Russian disinformation' really where we want to try to save money? Doktor Zoom News 02 Aug 2017
All The Lawyers Who Could've Defended Donald Trump Wanted To Get Paid. Oops. Something something Fool For A Client... Doktor Zoom News 07 Jun 2017
