NYT Co-Endorses Warren, Klobuchar Like When Trump Wanted The Black Guy To Share Apprenticeship With The White Chick If you're gonna run a reality show, you should probably decide who gets the rose. Doktor Zoom Journamalism 20 Jan 2020
Bernie Said Joe Told Amy That Pete And Liz Are Faking Being Gay Ladies. Your Democratic Debate Preview! Sorry, Tom Steyer, you don't fit in this headline. Evan Hurst 2020 democratic primary 14 Jan 2020
Pussy Donald Trump Already Complaining Debate Was #Rigged Nobody saw this coming, wait yes we did. Evan Hurst News 20 Oct 2016
Ted Cruz Just Wondering How Many Horse Heads Donald Trump Deducts On His Taxes Evan Hurst News 29 Feb 2016
Ben Carson Graciously Agrees To Hot Date With Ted Cruz For Make-Up Sex Kaili Joy Gray News 09 Feb 2016
Carly Fiorina Says She's Losing Because Everyone's Afraid Of Her, Yeah That's It Evan Hurst News 09 Feb 2016
Batrillionaire Michael Bloomberg Might Like To Buy New House That Is White Kaili Joy Gray News 09 Feb 2016
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We *Think* Democrats Would Like Some Witnesses And Documents. Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three! Impeachment
