You Can Have Donald Trump's Jitterbug Old People Phone When You Pry It From His Cold Dead Hands Now that Obama's out of office, no one would wire tapp Trump anyway. Doktor Zoom Science 22 May 2018
AARP Tells GOP To Get That Filthy TrumpCare Off Its Lawn With global warming, there aren't even enough ice floes to strand the old folks on. Doktor Zoom News 09 Mar 2017
Wonkette Official Medical Opinion: We Are So Fucked Thanks, Paul Ryan! No really, fuck you. Wonkette Jr. News 08 Mar 2017
Jason Chaffetz: GOP Healthcare Totally Affordable So Long As You Stop Owning Things Jason Chaffetz is being offensive again, and we aren't even talking about his face! Robyn Pennacchia Congress 07 Mar 2017
