Stupidest Timeline Update: Marjorie Taylor Greene Reports Jimmy Kimmel Joke To Capitol Police

Another member of the Shithead Caucus heard from.

Ted Cruz Does Not Like Lisa Simpson In A Boat, Does Not Like Her With A Goat

Is Lisa Simpson a Demmycrat? You're damn right she is!

Gateway Pundit's Li'l Correspondent Gets High On Own Supply Of 'Antifa Super Soldier' Shit

Stupid? Or stupid like a thing that isn't so stupid, really?

HuffPo 'Experimental Journalism' Thing Breaks Our Brain, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow!

We tackle an experiment in metamodern journalism about Bernie Sanders, and add some much needed Star Wars jokes.