Accused War Crimer Eddie Gallagher Goes With 'Framed By Millennials' Defense Would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those kids with their 'human rights' and 'rules of engagement'! Doktor Zoom Military 02 Jul 2019
Tucker Carlson's New Bonermaker: 'Pete Buttigieg Dressed As Can Of Slutty Dinty Moore Beef Stew' Class, Tucker Carlson has issues again. Evan Hurst News 17 Apr 2019
Happy Friday! Here's Some Horrifying Sh*t From Politico About Trump's Foreign Policy Shop! TGIF! Evan Hurst News 01 Mar 2019
INFINITE SCREAMMMMM! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 1, 2019 Jared calls his father-in-law, HHS says no kiddy fiddling in baby jails, and the shitshow at CPAC. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 01 Mar 2019
Did Two Syphilitic Raccoons Just F*ck Each Other To Death In The Rose Garden, Or Was That Just Trump's Brain? 'I didn't need to do this,' said the president, about the NATIONAL EMERGY he just declared. Evan Hurst Post-Racial America 15 Feb 2019
Tulsi Gabbard Being Weird As F*ck Again It's always weird with Tulsi Gabbard. Evan Hurst Russia 06 Feb 2019
Pomp And Circumstance. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 5, 2019 Law enforcement looks at the shady 'naug, Dr. Ronny Jackson is making his comeback, and DC gets ready for the SOTU. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 05 Feb 2019
Trump Says One Smart Thing, Goes Back To Being Dipsh*t No, really! He said a smart thing that was also HUMAN! Evan Hurst News 04 Feb 2019
Kellyanne Conway Denies Trump Wants Ethnostate, Asks Whether Reporter Is Hutu Or Tutsi Post-Racial America
