Forget Trump. Let's Have Some NICE THINGS. Or at least move him to the background. We've got cool history and computers being strange (by design). Doktor Zoom News 20 Jan 2019
Let's Art-Appreciate The Fuck Out Of These Dark-Money Anti-Muslim Ads, By A Doctor Of Rhetoric Oh, what artistic triumphs Citizens United has wrought. Doktor Zoom News 06 Apr 2018
Old Mad Colonel OUTRAGED To Discover He's Worked At Fox News For 10 Years Yep, this guy sure is all about journamalistic integrity. Doktor Zoom News 21 Mar 2018
Tucker Carlson Has Big Sad For Nazi Flakes Not Allowed Into U.K. Rough times for white nationalists. Thank heavens Tucker Carlson cares. Doktor Zoom News 15 Mar 2018
Tomi Lahren Demands Liberals Stop Shooting Christians To Death With Assault Mockery Tomi Lahren is a very tiresome young lady. Doktor Zoom News 20 Feb 2018
WANNA CRY, LITTLE BABY? NEED A DOLLY? (Yes, Actually! It's Nice Time!) 'Being Canadian must be like living next door to the Simpsons' -- Molly Ivins (also it's your OPEN THREAD) Doktor Zoom News 27 Sep 2017
Very Sane Trump Mob Demands Total Muslim Jew Globalist H.R. McMaster's Head On Stick Looks Like Trump is sending his staff into the Thunderdome again. Doktor Zoom News 03 Aug 2017
Deleted Comments: Maybe Once You Read More Racist Rants, You'll Like Racism More Don't like the racist garbage I'm spewing? Here, go read more and you'll be convinced! Doktor Zoom News 16 Jul 2017
Deleted Comments: Maybe Once You Read More Racist Rants, You'll Like Racism More
Don't like the racist garbage I'm spewing? Here, go read more and you'll be convinced!