Forget Trump. Let's Have Some NICE THINGS.

Or at least move him to the background. We've got cool history and computers being strange (by design).

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Let's Art-Appreciate The Fuck Out Of These Dark-Money Anti-Muslim Ads, By A Doctor Of Rhetoric

Oh, what artistic triumphs Citizens United has wrought.

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Old Mad Colonel OUTRAGED To Discover He's Worked At Fox News For 10 Years

Yep, this guy sure is all about journamalistic integrity.

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Tucker Carlson Has Big Sad For Nazi Flakes Not Allowed Into U.K.

Rough times for white nationalists. Thank heavens Tucker Carlson cares.

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Tomi Lahren Demands Liberals Stop Shooting Christians To Death With Assault Mockery

Tomi Lahren is a very tiresome young lady.

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WANNA CRY, LITTLE BABY? NEED A DOLLY? (Yes, Actually! It's Nice Time!)

'Being Canadian must be like living next door to the Simpsons' -- Molly Ivins (also it's your OPEN THREAD)

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Very Sane Trump Mob Demands Total Muslim Jew Globalist H.R. McMaster's Head On Stick

Looks Like Trump is sending his staff into the Thunderdome again.

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Deleted Comments: Maybe Once You Read More Racist Rants, You'll Like Racism More

Don't like the racist garbage I'm spewing? Here, go read more and you'll be convinced!

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Elizabeth Warren Presents The Democratic Nice Smart People Debate Jamboree Plus Tim Ryan And Tulsi

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Donald Trump Is Out Of His F*cking Gourd Today

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Literal Hundreds Of Gunhumpers Won't Have NRA-TV To Hump Their Guns To, Anymore :(

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Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan For ... Oh, Just Fixing Democracy!

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