Donald Trump Threatens A Little Nuclear War At The UN. But So Presidentially!

Today, Donald Trump finally became president. For at least the morning.

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Televangelist Assholes Pretty Sure Manchester And London Asking For It, Like Common Godless Sluts

BREAKING NEWS Pat Robertson and Jim Bakker are disgusting assholes.

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Sinister Glowy Orb Saps Trump's Stamina, Leaves Poor Dear 'Exhausted,' 'Weak,' 'Sad.'

Why is Donald Trump already tired on his Mideast trip? It's all that cognitive dissonance.

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Some Terrorism And Assassinations Happened Yesterday

There are three Berlin massacres EVERY DAY in America -- but only if you count 'gun deaths' as 'deaths.'

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