Donald Trump Threatens A Little Nuclear War At The UN. But So Presidentially!
Today, Donald Trump finally became president. For at least the morning.
19 Sep 2017
Televangelist Assholes Pretty Sure Manchester And London Asking For It, Like Common Godless Sluts
BREAKING NEWS Pat Robertson and Jim Bakker are disgusting assholes.
06 Jun 2017
Sinister Glowy Orb Saps Trump's Stamina, Leaves Poor Dear 'Exhausted,' 'Weak,' 'Sad.'
Why is Donald Trump already tired on his Mideast trip? It's all that cognitive dissonance.
22 May 2017
Some Terrorism And Assassinations Happened Yesterday
There are three Berlin massacres EVERY DAY in America -- but only if you count 'gun deaths' as 'deaths.'
20 Dec 2016
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