Donald Trump Threatens To Not Fund Military. Oh Dear. How Sad.

Oh well, no military funding then.

Rhode Island's Jack Reed Might Be The Niftiest Senator You've Never Heard Of

Or you're just more clued in than I am, a real possibility.

Trump Nom Anthony Tata Pulled A Nuge, Forged Court Order, Is Be Best People

He's so sorry, please don't judge him by that or his bugfuck bigotry!

Bill Barr Is Your Batsh*t Fox News-Obsessed Uncle And You Hate Him

God help us, Trump found his Roy Cohn.