Jacob Wohl Spits Up Own Dick Again 'He's got a Starbucks caramel frappuccino,' said Wohl, thus proving that the guy who actually never accused Pete Buttigieg of sexual assault was totally for real, you guys. Evan Hurst News 08 May 2019
Who Put These Pubes All Over My First Amendment? Remember when 'conservatives' hated 'frivolous lawsuits'? Rebecca Schoenkopf SCOTUS 06 May 2019
Your Weekly Top Ten Has More Glamour Shots For The Style File YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst popular 04 May 2019
Let's Mock Jacob Wohl Some More, Because F*ck That Guy The stupidest story on the internet gets stupider. Evan Hurst News 30 Apr 2019
Uh Oh, Mayor Pete! Jacob Wohl Has A Rake, And He's Gonna Step On It! The saga of America's dumbest, most unfuckable Trump supporter continues. Evan Hurst News 30 Apr 2019
Stephen Miller Had An Idea That Was Too Stupid For ICE More government by trolling. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 12 Apr 2019
Let's All Die Of Measles, Again! More outbreaks, more anti-vaxxers pissing us off. Doktor Zoom Science 13 Feb 2019
Chris Cuomo, STFU! Kamala Harris Birthers! GREAT! Five Dollar Feminist Post-Racial America 22 Jan 2019
Could We Maybe Not Have Actual Nazi Richard Spencer Opining About Racism On CNN? Right Wing Extremism
Are AOC And The Gals The 'Four Horsewomen Of The Apocalypse'? Wonkette Investigates! Post-Racial America
