Conditions At Frozen Brooklyn Jail Finally Upgraded To 'Victorian'

Nice of them to get around to it.

President BabySh*ts Actually Tried To LOCK HER UP, Because He's A Garbage Human Being

BREAKING NEWS, Donald Trump is exactly the un-American shithead we always said he is.

Florida Sheriff Is Cat 5 Asshole

What Hurricane Irma really needs is a 'git tuff' sheriff aching for five minutes on Hannity.

Wrongly Held In ICE Jail For Three Years, Citizen? ZERO DOLLARS FOR YOU!

Don't worry, it's "entirely common!"