OH HELL YEAH, HASAN MINHAJ, SAY IT TO JARED'S STUPID FACE!

Hasan Minhaj is the coolest comedian to stick it to Jared Kushner's face since sliced bread. Wait, that doesn't even make sense.

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Jeff Bezos Delivers Brand New Federal Investigation To His Pals At The National Enquirer

Don't think the driver's getting a tip, TBH.

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Let's Watch A Freshman Democrat Smack Mike Pompeo Around And Make Him SO MAD!

Rep. Tom Malinowski (D-NJ) had some questions about Donald Trump's torrid love affair with Kim Jong Un. Pompeo did not like them!

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Elijah Cummings Will F*ck Trump's Saudi Nuclear Grifting Up Six Ways From Sunday

The grift is coming from inside the White House.

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Trump's Billionaire Pal Tom Barrack Defends Saudis' Peculiar Institution: Journalist Murder

Sorry, westerners, you just wouldn't understand.

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In This Episode Of Bonesaw Weekly, Saudi Arabia Opts For The Subtle Approach

O RLLY? You're warning us?

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What Does Leonardo Da Vinci Have To Do With Trump And Russia? A HOLY SHT Investigation Into WHAT THE FCK!

The da Vinci Code but like for real ARE YOU KIDDING US?

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President Sh*tmouth. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 8, 2019

Trump to make TV worse with prime time address, and the government shutdown gets worse. Your morning news brief!

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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