Preet Bharara: OF COURSE We All Thought About Taping Trump. THAT F*CKER LIES!

'WHAT KIND OF AMATEUR DEEP STATE DO YOU THINK WE ARE?' (Not a quote from Preet Bharara.)

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Lindsey Graham Doesn't Want Mueller Report To Be Public. He Worried He's In It?

WHAT THEY GOT ON HIM?

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Republicans Say Stupid Sh*t Lies, Weekend Show Edition!

It's your Sunday Show Rundown!

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Why Is President ToddlerSh*ts McSad Having A Meltdown Today?

Oh, why ISN'T he? Perhaps that is a better question.

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Trump Tried To Make Meatball Move On SDNY Like A Bitch, But He Couldn't Get There :(

If the Southern District of New York wasn't investigating Trump for obstruction of justice before, we bet it is now!

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Devin Nunes Didn't F*ck A Cow When FBI Opened Trump-Russia Investigation, Dunno What His Deal Is Now

More delicious GOSSIP TRUTH from Andrew McCabe!

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Trump's Executive Time Golfing Ketchup Omelet National Emergency Holiday Whack-Off Weekend Was Pretty Chill

This is not what normal people do on vacation.

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TRUMP DOESN'T CARE, HE BELIEVES PUTIN!

If you thought you were crazy thinking Trump is a literal actual Russian agent, Andrew McCabe is here to clear all that up for you.

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Has Trump Mentioned Lately That Dead John McCain Makes Him So Angry Like GRRR ARGH?

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Judge Declares Wisconsin GOP's Lame Duck Power Grab Illegal, Tacky As Hell

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Trump Doing Pretty Well Off Suckers Donating To 2020 Campaign

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