Trump Might Literally Be Working For The Russians. Here's How #TeamTreason Will Pretend That's Totally Fine

And no amount of tweeting will change it.

Trump Didn't Mean To Obstruct Comey, He's Just Too Dumb To Words Good With His Mouth Hole!

Welcome to the White House's new 'denial'!

James Comey Kept A Motherfucking Paper Trail On Trump Because COMEY. IS. A. MOTHERFUCKING. BEAST.

UH OH HERE COMES COMEY!

Oh Hell, Let's Liveblog Sean Spicer Emerging From The Bushes And Stepping On His Dick

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!