Trump A.G. Pick William Barr: Obstructing Justice Just Part Of President's Job, Man But perhaps we oversimplify a little. Doktor Zoom News 21 Dec 2018
Donald Trump: THE FBI TOOK MY STRAWBERRIES By the end of the day, Trump will be calling Robert Mueller a Syrian agent. Doktor Zoom News 10 Apr 2018
Oh Fiddlesticks, Hope Jefferson Butterscotch Sessions Didn't Lie To Robert Mueller Too Much! BIG NEWS IN THE ROBERT MUELLER INVESTIGATION! Evan Hurst News 23 Jan 2018
Tell It To Clinton's Dick, Lindsey Graham And Jeff Sessions! Would you believe Jeff Sessions and Lindsey Graham don't think Trump is obstructing justice? Whoa if true! Doktor Zoom News 05 Dec 2017
Robert Mueller All The Way Up Talking Hemorrhoid Stephen Miller's Butt. That Can't Be Comfy! Can't we please just send this talking hemorrhoid to jail TODAY???? Liz Dye News 10 Nov 2017
Has Donald Trump Landed Yet? Would the people writing this reality at least try to come up with something plausible, please? Doktor Zoom News 19 May 2017
And Lo, Unto Us A Special Prosecutor Has Been Given Robert Mueller is on the case, and we're certain Donald Trump will calmly accept the legal process. You betcha! Doktor Zoom News 18 May 2017
Trump Didn't Mean To Obstruct Comey, He's Just Too Dumb To Words Good With His Mouth Hole! Welcome to the White House's new 'denial'! Evan Hurst News 17 May 2017
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
