Dear Democrats: THIS Is How You Handle A Full-Of-Sh*t Clownshow Liar Like Corey Lewandowski Every hearing from this day forward should star Barry Berke, AT THE BEGINNING, GODDAMMIT. Evan Hurst News 18 Sep 2019
AOC, Ayanna Hold Hearings On Sick Immigrants. Like ICE And USCIS Gonna Answer Questions From A GIRL Hey look, we can still be shocked. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 12 Sep 2019
Congress To Hold Hearings On How Gross Trump's Yeti Pubes Really Are Just no visual aids of the Mario Kart dick, please. The whole world is trying to eat lunch right now. Evan Hurst News 04 Sep 2019
Relax, Everybody: Congress About To Kick The Sh*t Out Of Trump In 5, 4, 3, 2 ... Live on teevee! Liz Dye News 04 Jun 2019
Jim Jordan Knows What Is Illegal And It Is CONGRESS! Really, Ohio? This guy is the best you've got? Liz Dye Congress 16 Apr 2019
Steve King So Mad Google Told His Granddaughter He's A Nazi. He Wanted To Tell Her Himself! (Allegedly!) Why would a seven-year-old think Rep. Steve King is a white supremacist? Perish the thought! Dominic Gwinn News 12 Dec 2018
House Republicans Demand FBI Agent Peter Strzok Tell Them What It's Like To Text A Real Girl Peter Strzok testified for the House Judiciary Committee yesterday. It was very stupid. Evan Hurst News 28 Jun 2018
Joe Biden Says He's Running In 2020, And LOL OK STOP TEASING! It could happen! But let's also start talking about the new generation of badass Democrat leaders, too. Evan Hurst News 06 Dec 2016
We *Think* Democrats Would Like Some Witnesses And Documents. Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three! Impeachment
