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Shut Up, Old Man! Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 18, 2018

An angry, racist grandpa yells at the internet, the economy slides into the toilet, and Twitter hates black women. Your morning news brief!

Post-Racial America

President Stable Genius Knows Where 'Nipple' Is. DO U?

'I'll take Catch The Semen for $500, Trebek.'

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Infrastructure Week Strikes Back. Wonkagenda For Tuesday, July 24, 2018

All the news Wonkette might be talking about today!

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Michael Cohen, Most Loyal Guy, Until He Isn't! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 19, 2018

Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.

Elections

Trump Hires John Bolton As New National Security Adviser, We Are All Going To Die

Would John Bolton really be as bad as all that? Sweet baby Jesus, he's likely to be worse.

WARBLOGGING

Donald Trump Brags About Making Shit Up, Because Only Losers Need 'Facts'

All politicians lie. Donald Trump lies about how awesome his lies are, because they're actually true. Which is a lie.

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Mike Pence Has This Terrible Pain In All The Diodes Down His Left Side

Let's dispel with this fiction that Mike Pence doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing.

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Fox News Idiots React To Pete Buttigieg's Criticism With Measured Calm We've Come To Expect

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Don McGahn To Congress: LOCK! ME! UP! LOCK! ME! UP! LOCK! ME! UP!

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Kris Kobach Can't Be Immigration Czar Because He Wanted Them To Take Out All The Brown M&Ms

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Michael Cohen Yuks It Up For House Intel Committee: It's Your SURPRISE LIVEBLOG!

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