President Stable Genius Knows Where 'Nipple' Is. DO U? 'I'll take Catch The Semen for $500, Trebek.' Evan Hurst News 14 Aug 2018
Infrastructure Week Strikes Back. Wonkagenda For Tuesday, July 24, 2018 All the news Wonkette might be talking about today! Dominic Gwinn Russia 24 Jul 2018
Michael Cohen, Most Loyal Guy, Until He Isn't! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 19, 2018 Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn Elections 19 Apr 2018
Trump Hires John Bolton As New National Security Adviser, We Are All Going To Die Would John Bolton really be as bad as all that? Sweet baby Jesus, he's likely to be worse. Doktor Zoom WARBLOGGING 23 Mar 2018
Donald Trump Brags About Making Shit Up, Because Only Losers Need 'Facts' All politicians lie. Donald Trump lies about how awesome his lies are, because they're actually true. Which is a lie. Doktor Zoom Featured 15 Mar 2018
Mike Pence Has This Terrible Pain In All The Diodes Down His Left Side Let's dispel with this fiction that Mike Pence doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing. Doktor Zoom News 09 Feb 2018
26 People Shot To Death At Texas Church Not 'A Guns Situation,' Says Top Investigator Donald Trump It's too soon to talk about guns, yet again. Doktor Zoom Guns 06 Nov 2017
We'd Tell Nikki Haley To Go Fuck Herself, But Instead We'll Just Say Bless Your Fucking Heart Should we be mad at Nikki Haley for voting 'no' on a UN resolution condemning the death penalty for gay people? Yes, or OH FUCK YES? Evan Hurst Everywhere Else News 03 Oct 2017
Racist Columbia University Dipwad Not Racist, According To Racist Columbia University Dipwad Post-Racial America
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
