Donald Trump Gets Mighty Touchy When A Black Man Threatens To Sue Ivanka, Huh? Maybe this is why Poppy seems even more deranged than usual. If that's even possible. Five Dollar Feminist 2016 Presidential Election 29 Jul 2019
Pro-Life Party Shrugs Off Death Of 7-Year-Old Girl One guess as to why Stephen Robinson News 15 Dec 2018
Andrew McCabe Maybe Purged From FBI For Being Better Than A Common James Fucking Comey Let's review that time Comey sent his famous Hillary emails letter ELEVEN DAYS BEFORE THE FUCKING ELECTION. Evan Hurst News 31 Jan 2018
Smell You Later, Darrell Issa! (Because We Will Follow The Odor Of Kerosene) See you, Crimey! Rebecca Schoenkopf News 10 Jan 2018
Orrin Hatch Retiring From Senate To Make Way For *Other* Spineless Dweeb Who Hates Poor People Are you feeling the (yawn) Mittmentum? Doktor Zoom News 03 Jan 2018
The Year In The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Was Oh Who The Fuck Knows At This Point LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD. Evan Hurst News 31 Dec 2017
A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What's Wrong With You? The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded. Evan Hurst News 21 Aug 2017
Trump (Excuse Me! Excuse Me!) Perfectly Sane. Wonkagenda for Wed., Aug. 16, 2017 Trump literally defends Nazis, special elections results are in, and Baltimore topples Confederate statues. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 16 Aug 2017
Rudy Giuliani Says He Never Met Ukrainian Oligarch Dmitry Firtash, And You Can Take That To The Bank! Ukraine
Pete Buttigieg Promises His 'Medicare For All' Plan Is The Bestest, Least Socialist One Yet 2020 democratic primary
