If Jason Chaffetz Can't Afford DC, Maybe He Shouldn't Have Bought That New iPhone

What has a bad looking face and MIGHT be a hypocrite? Ding ding ding, it's Jason Chaffetz!

Craven Dicksnot Rep. Jason Chaffetz CAN'T WAIT To Investigate Obama's 'Wire Tapp' On Trump!

Jason Chaffetz needs to go feast on a bag of dicks.

Smegma-Faced Jason Chaffetz Literally Addicted To Hillary Clinton's Emails, Please Send Help

Now he wants criminal charges against the IT guy who set up Hillary's server, because why not?

House GOP Won't Investigate Russia's Own Michael Flynn, It's Not Like He's Hillary Clinton!

They just can't bear to investigate Mike Flynn, because he's not Hillary Clinton.