Hey, Louisiana Dipsh*t Congressman Idiot! We Found Michael Cohen's Boxes! BUT WHAR BOXES? asked Clay Higgins, who still didn't understand WHAR BOXES. Evan Hurst News 01 Mar 2019
INFINITE SCREAMMMMM! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 1, 2019 Jared calls his father-in-law, HHS says no kiddy fiddling in baby jails, and the shitshow at CPAC. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 01 Mar 2019
ANOTHER Government Shutdown!?! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 11, 2019. Trump demands WALL (again), everyone is still talking about Jeff Bezos's dick pics, and so much more. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 11 Feb 2019
'A Free Vacation For Bureaucrats.' Wonkagenda For Dec. 12, 2018 Trump tries to change all the subjects, and Javanka are the Shadow Chief Of Staff. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 12 Dec 2018
