Corey Lewandowski Will Make Sweet Extramarital Love To Senate Race, F*ck Congressional Subpoenas What fun we have here! Liz Dye 2016 Presidential Election 16 Aug 2019
Corey Lewandowski, Who Has Absolutely No Skeletons In His Closet, May Run For NH Senate Oh, noes! Liz Dye Politics 15 Aug 2019
New Hampshire Ends Capital Punishment No more tinkering with the machinery of death. Doktor Zoom State/Local Politics 31 May 2019
Bill Barr Is Your Batsh*t Fox News-Obsessed Uncle And You Hate Him God help us, Trump found his Roy Cohn. Evan Hurst News 10 Apr 2019
OK For Real, What The HELL Is Trump Thinking With His Syria Pull-Out? Is he trying to be Putin's goddamned Secret Santa here? Is that what makes him go 'MISSION ACCOMPLISHED' in his pants? Evan Hurst News 20 Dec 2018
Oh No, We Are All Broke From Tax Cuts! Better Cut Social Security! Must be a day of the week with 'heavy drinking' in it. Doktor Zoom News 21 Aug 2018
Patriotic Senators To Celebrate July 4th At Kremlin, As Jesus And Founders Intended What the actual fuck?!? Liz Dye News 21 Jun 2018
Scott Pruitt Just Trying To Kill You Is All Gosh, who'd have thought reorienting the EPA to help industry could have unfortunate effects? Doktor Zoom News 15 May 2018
Trump's Doctor 'Candy Man' Running For Congress, Tells Texas District It's Just Big-Boned 2020 Congressional Elections
Supreme Court: If You Want An Abortion In Kentucky, You Have To Let A Doctor Sexually Assault You Feminininism
