Orlando Jesusland Layoffs Mean No More Daily Scourgings, Crucifixions Not even Jeb! Bush's tax exemption helped :( Doktor Zoom Religion 21 Feb 2020
2019: The Year Devin Nunes Sued A Cow, And A Forty-Millionaire Sued US! Open up the libel laws, uh huh uh huh! Rebecca Schoenkopf Journamalism 31 Dec 2019
Bill Maher: Champion Of Mediocrity Underqualified white men, you have your champion! Michael Mora White Nonsense 11 Aug 2019
Neil 'The Grifty One' Bush Asked Chinese Dudes For Illegal Campaign Money? That Can't Be Right. It was for Jeb. In case anyone remembers him. Jeb Bush? Tall fella? Doktor Zoom News 12 Mar 2019
Little Marco Rubio Kicking Big 3-Pointers At His Own Face Over Florida Election Something something 'own goal.' Stephen Robinson News 14 Nov 2018
Trump Makes VA Great Again With 'Girther' Doc. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 29, 2018 Trump's doctor to lead the VA, Laura Ingraham is being a stupid mean girl on Twitter, and more about DJTJ and his dick. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 29 Mar 2018
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO PAID FOR THE FUCKING DOSSIER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES It doesn't matter who paid for opposition research IF IT'S FUCKING TRUE, YOU IDIOTS. Evan Hurst News 25 Oct 2017
Trump Uninvites North Korea From His Birthday. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 9, 2017 Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 09 Aug 2017
GOP Stands Up For Wisconsinites' Sacred Right To Catch Coronavirus At Polls Tomorrow 2020 state and local elections
