Bill Maher: Champion Of Mediocrity Underqualified white men, you have your champion! Michael Mora White Nonsense 11 Aug 2019
Neil 'The Grifty One' Bush Asked Chinese Dudes For Illegal Campaign Money? That Can't Be Right. It was for Jeb. In case anyone remembers him. Jeb Bush? Tall fella? Doktor Zoom News 12 Mar 2019
Little Marco Rubio Kicking Big 3-Pointers At His Own Face Over Florida Election Something something 'own goal.' Stephen Robinson News 14 Nov 2018
Trump Makes VA Great Again With 'Girther' Doc. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 29, 2018 Trump's doctor to lead the VA, Laura Ingraham is being a stupid mean girl on Twitter, and more about DJTJ and his dick. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 29 Mar 2018
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO PAID FOR THE FUCKING DOSSIER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES It doesn't matter who paid for opposition research IF IT'S FUCKING TRUE, YOU IDIOTS. Evan Hurst News 25 Oct 2017
Trump Uninvites North Korea From His Birthday. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 9, 2017 Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 09 Aug 2017
Republicans Pretty Sure Donald Trump Jr. Not Supposed To Talk To Russian Strangers We would expect this from Eric but not from ... LOL J/K they're all stupid thugs, we expect it from all of them. Evan Hurst News 10 Jul 2017
Aryan Bigot Twins Wish Gays Would Stop Banging Guys Who Aren't Their Dads Or Jesus Surprise, the Benham boys are still obsessed with gay men. Evan Hurst News 12 Jan 2017
SEAL Commander Who Killed Bin Laden Just Saying The Republic Is Under Attack, From Donald Trump Impeachment
