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Trump Makes VA Great Again With 'Girther' Doc. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 29, 2018

Trump's doctor to lead the VA, Laura Ingraham is being a stupid mean girl on Twitter, and more about DJTJ and his dick. Your morning news brief.

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO PAID FOR THE FUCKING DOSSIER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

It doesn't matter who paid for opposition research IF IT'S FUCKING TRUE, YOU IDIOTS.

Trump Uninvites North Korea From His Birthday. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 9, 2017

Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!

Republicans Pretty Sure Donald Trump Jr. Not Supposed To Talk To Russian Strangers

We would expect this from Eric but not from ... LOL J/K they're all stupid thugs, we expect it from all of them.

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Aryan Bigot Twins Wish Gays Would Stop Banging Guys Who Aren't Their Dads Or Jesus

Surprise, the Benham boys are still obsessed with gay men.

Donald Trump Pitches 'Vanity Fair' Exposé About His Enormous Fingers

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We are still standing, and Hillary is standing, and now it's time to WIN A DAMN ELECTION.

Janet Reno, 78, Has Gone To The Big Dance Party In The Sky

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It doesn't matter who paid for opposition research IF IT'S FUCKING TRUE, YOU IDIOTS.

Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!

We would expect this from Eric but not from ... LOL J/K they're all stupid thugs, we expect it from all of them.

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Surprise, the Benham boys are still obsessed with gay men.

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