At Least President Bugf*ck Isn't Saying NO COLLUSION Anymore, Just Kidding Yes He Is

And more dispatches from the most batshit press gaggle Trump has done in at least TWO WEEKS!

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Senator Sinema. Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 13, 2018

Sinema wins Arizona election, Trump's just going to "You're Fired" everyone, and the Facebook tries to fix its shitshow. Your morning news brief.

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Spies Like Us! Wonkagenda For Mon., May 21, 2018

Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.

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A Thing Jeff Bezos Could Spend His Hundred Billion Dollars On Instead Of Spaceships To Space

Jeff Bezos could spend a billion dollars a year on going to space, or he could give each of his 90,000 warehouse workers $11,000 more a year.

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Rosenstein Tells Nunes To Eat Shit. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 2, 2018

Trump's doc feels 'raped,' 71 different Scott Pruitt stories, and Mark Zuckerberg isn't for spying on you. Your morning news brief.

Elections

This Is Stupid Watergate. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 13, 2018

James Comey spills the beans, Trump wants ANOTHER mulligan, and Michael Cohen recorded EVERYTHING! Your morning news brief!

Elections

Donald Trump Fucking Amazon To Own The Libs

Donald Trump is out to give Robber Barons a bad name.

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Trump's Executive Time Twitter Was Extra Loony This Morning!

No dementia! No dementia! You're the dementia!

Post-Racial America

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Nastya Rybka Is Free! Sort Of! Wait, Y'all Remember Who The F*ck Nastya Rybka Is?

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