Spies Like Us! Wonkagenda For Mon., May 21, 2018
Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.
21 May 2018
A Thing Jeff Bezos Could Spend His Hundred Billion Dollars On Instead Of Spaceships To Space
Jeff Bezos could spend a billion dollars a year on going to space, or he could give each of his 90,000 warehouse workers $11,000 more a year.
02 May 2018
Rosenstein Tells Nunes To Eat Shit. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 2, 2018
Trump's doc feels 'raped,' 71 different Scott Pruitt stories, and Mark Zuckerberg isn't for spying on you. Your morning news brief.
02 May 2018
This Is Stupid Watergate. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 13, 2018
James Comey spills the beans, Trump wants ANOTHER mulligan, and Michael Cohen recorded EVERYTHING! Your morning news brief!
13 Apr 2018
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Donald Trump Fucking Amazon To Own The Libs
Donald Trump is out to give Robber Barons a bad name.
03 Apr 2018
Trump's Executive Time Twitter Was Extra Loony This Morning!
No dementia! No dementia! You're the dementia!
02 Apr 2018
Shitmouth Strikes Again. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 30, 2018
Trump rally too rambly even for Fox, Robert Mueller starts digging deeper, and Oklahoma raises taxes for teachers. MORE STRIKES EVERYONE! Your morning news brief.
30 Mar 2018
A VERITABLE SMATTERING Of News About Cambridge Analytica And All Related Bullshit!
All the DATA NEWS you never wanted to know and weren't afraid to refrain from asking for!
28 Mar 2018
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